How to Consume Your Hubby

A gluttonous dodder flower bottom who constantly tests the boundaries of self-destruction × a battle power ceiling-level, hypocritical, vinegar-jar top.

To be noticed by a “god,” pass the “god’s” trials, and advance through cultivation would mean the chance to ascend and become a “god.”

Faced with such temptation, would you choose to become a god—or slay one?

Tu Si, a dodder plant that gained sentience, was also noticed by the “god” and entered the trial game set by the deity.

Within the game, Tu Si clung to and latched onto the strongest human present—Wuming.
But is a dodder flower truly that harmless and weak? Is Wuming, who’s being frantically drained of blood by Tu Si, really a hopeless romantic with no cure? Can players who pass the trial truly ascend?

Tu Si: “Can a carp truly become a dragon if it leaps over the Dragon Gate?”
Wuming: “Do you like firm, meaty fish?”

Excerpt:
Tu Si: “Wuming, chomp chomp chomp, tell me, chomp chomp chomp, why is your texture chomp chomp chomp so silky smooth, chomp chomp chomp, and your blood chomp is sweet—chomp chomp chomp, what did you grow up eating? chomp chomp chomp, do you think I could find a way to replicate a few substitutes? chomp chomp chomp”

Wuming: “Dream on. Always thinking about the pot while eating from your bowl—I refuse to be consumed. Go figure out how to raise your own substitutes.”

Tu Si: “Tch~ you stingy jerk… Fine, fine! I’ll just eat you, only you! Happy now?”

(I’m a typo-prone bottom—thank you all so much for catching my mistakes, I’m truly grateful qwq)