LBLCPCB C21
by berryChapter 21
Duan Zhenghong left the hall with Yi Kangning, the two walking shoulder to shoulder. Troubled, Duan asked:
âWhich of the beauties in my household do you think is most suitable?â
His household brimmed with women â so many even Yi Kangning had not seen them all. The question left Yi pondering deeply. After thought, he answered:
âZhu Song in the capital has seen plenty of noble ladies â graceful, refined, demure. Too familiar, too bland. We should offer him something new.â
Duan nodded in understanding. âThen Iâll send the most bewitching of them all.â
Yi almost agreed, but greed stirred. âOne may not be enough. Send several. If all else fails, overwhelm him by sheer force.â
At the mention of physical force, Duan frowned. âButâwhat if he resists? He could sense the trick before stepping into the chamber. We cannot very well shove him in, can we?â
Yi conceded this was true. They schemed further. âIf sober he can keep his head, then get him drunk.â
âBut Zhu Song has touched no wine since coming here! How will we make him drink?â Duan countered.
After murmurs, Yi smacked his thigh in inspiration. âSo he wonât drinkâbut he must still eat!â
Duan followed the thought. âYour meaning is â spike his food? But wonât he notice?â
The idea shriveled quickly. Too easy to taste, too little to intoxicate. The hours slippedâZhu Song would return soon. They split tasks: Duan to ready women; Yi to handle Zhu Song.
Yi slipped into the kitchens. Pans smoked, cooks laboring endlessly. Dishes bland as water without salt. Yi stared into a pot and suddenly brightened. Another idea.
Near midnight, Zhu Song returned, starving. Heâd missed supperâhis chest clung to his back with hunger. At once he demanded food.
Stepping inside, his nose wrinkled. âWhatâs that smell?â
âA fumigation of waterâmoths,â a guard explained. Torrential rains bred floods of moths. Harmless, but nuisance.
His food arrived quicker than usual. Aromas of spice and heat fogged the roomâchili and salt. Zhuâs eyes lit. âEh? Sichuan food tonight?â
âYes, my lord,â answered the servant. âThe chef said weâve eaten plain dishes too long. A change of taste. If you dislike, Iâll have them alter.â
âNo, noâfine. This is perfect.â
Three dishes: shredded potato stirâfry, mapo tofu, and spicy sliced pork. His mouth watered. He had small appetite usually, but too much blandness these days. He fell upon it ravenous.
One bite of tofuâand it seared like fire. Tongue blazing, lips burning. He snatched the kettle, gulped desperately. But water scorched his throatâsharp alcohol fumes. Spirits. Coughing, choking, he staggered to find more liquid. Head spun. Hand grabbed the teapotâagain burning spirits.
He snapped, trying to shout for servants, but slurred halfway. âBring water!â
The guard hurried in with another kettle, swearing, âHere, my lord.â Zhu drank deepâonly to cough anew. Still liquor.
Eyebrows knotted, temper flaringâyet his vision swirled, one face splitting into eight.
At that precise moment, Yi Kangning emerged with feigned innocence. âOh my, Lord Zhu! Why is your face so flushed? Could you be fevered?â
The guard stammered guiltily: âIt was my riceâwine â I gave him some when he needed water. Hardly any alcoholââ
Yi scolded him hypocritically. âHow foolish! Knowing our lord does not drink!â With a push and a glare, he sent the servant off, then swept to help Zhu.
âMy lord, let me escort you to your chambers.â
But Zhu Song had dealt with such deceptions before. The haze of heat crawling his veins told him he had been drugged. His hand shoved Yi away. âWhat are you plotting?â
Yi pitched his face into wounded innocence. âPlotting? I only care for our pillar of strength! You are our heart, Lord Zhuââ
âSpare me your rot. Donât follow.â
But Yi clutched stubbornly at his arm, insisting. His touch triggered the drugâs sinister warmth. Zhuâs body flared like flame. But his years at the Court had trained steel reflexes. He shoved Yi back and snarled: âYi Kangningâtouch me again and Iâll cut you down.â
His sword lay ready on the bench. He seized it, steel singing in lamplight. âOut of my way.â
Yi blanched and stepped back quickly, hands raised in false peace. He retreated, voice honeyed. âCareful, my lordâyou may wound yourself. I meant no harmâŠâ
Zhu staggered from the chamber, eyes spinning. Yi followed stealthily, but dared not near once the blade flashed in warning.
Zhu stumbled blindly through the corridors. His mind clouded, but his body burned with feral need. The world swam, yet his sense still told him: find safety. He thought of his cousin Zhu Lingyeâand veered toward his quarters.
Dead drunk and halfâdrugged, he shoved through the door to what he thought was his cousinâs room. Darkness greeted him. Unconcerned, he let his curses rip:
âYi Kangning, that dog! Using such vile tricks! One day, Iâll chop him down!â
Secret watchers crouched outside: Duan and Yi. Duan hissed: âWhy are you squatting here?â
Yi whispered back: âZhu Song went inside.â
Duan frowned. âIsnât that room empty?â
âNot anymore. I had someone brought inâa beauty he seemed to linger over before. I set him inside.â
Duanâs eyes bulged. âYou hog! I gave up my finest concubine, and youâve been hiding another?â
Yi sniffed defensively. âYours are women. This oneâs a man. Less useful longâterm.â
âWhat do you mean by âless usefulâ?â
Yi rolled his eyes. âWomen bear children. Best leverage! Even if Zhu Song denied paternity, the Zhu clan could never disown the blood. That would chain them to us forever.â
Duan had to admit, impressed. âClever.â
They peered through the cracks. Inside, dim outlines shifted. Zhu Song roamed, ranting: âIâll chop Yi Kangning! Chop Duan Zhenghong too!â
Both eavesdroppers stiffened. Their names spoken, loud and clear.
âHeâs drunk and still wants to kill us,â Duan muttered sourly.
âEqually, my friend,â Yi hissed back.
At last they saw the figure within: a man seated silent, hands propping his chin, watching Zhu Song in stillness. Like asleepâbut his posture showed wakefulness.
Hushed, they debated. âShall we haul the beauty out?â
But remembering the sword, they dared not. They crouched until legs cramped, until cold wind seeped, until Zhuâs slurred tirade shook the air. At last, a sudden sneeze betrayed them.
âWho there?â roared Zhu.
Two panicked men scrambled, legs prickling, running in odd staggered strides into the night.
Zhu leaned from the window, blinking at their retreating shapes. His lips muttered: âTree spirits?â
He turned. Within the faint light, he saw the seated man clearly nowâhead pillowed on his hands. And his face! Wen Fengxuan.
Zhu startled violently. Slapping his own cheek he gasped: âDamnâhallucinations! Lingyeâs face turned into Wen Fengxuanâs!â
But at that instant Wen stirred, eyes opening, husky voice soft: âStill cursing?â
Zhu blinked dazed. âHallucination that talks too?â
Unmoved, Wen yawned lightly, rose, and slipped into the bed. Zhu blinked harder, muttering: âSecond brother, shuffle aside. Let your big brother lie too.â
Blank gaze cut him. âNo.â
âBrat. Still joking with me, eh.â Zhu slid onto the bed regardless, pressing Wen inward. Wen had slight strength against him, but Zhu burned like fire. Forced aside, the prince retreated warily.
At length Zhu sighed contentedly. âYes⊠thatâs a good brother.â
But thenâWen suddenly sat up, grave face. âYouâre burning.â
âMm. They drugged me. Only trust my brother.â
Wen rose, stepping away. Zhuâs hand shot out, clutching. âWhere are you going?â
âI donât trust this.â
âBullshit,â Zhu retorted, dragging him back roughly.
Wen stumbled into his chest. Too sudden. They crashed togetherâlips against lips.
Soft. Moist. Fragrant.
From those dark eyes inches away, Zhu Song saw his own, wide and stunned, reflected back.
Footnote
- Midnight Hour (ćæ) â traditional timing, 11 p.m. â 1 a.m.; considered deepânight in Chinese calendrical time.
- âGrain becoming riceâ (çç±łç źæç飯) â idiom: âOnce raw rice has been cooked, it cannot be reversed,â meaning an accomplished fact (esp. forced sexual relationships).
- Waterâmoths (æ°ŽéŁèŸ) â seasonal insect swarms often fumigated during floods; used here as pretext for strange fragrances in kitchen.