ITIEQ C42
by berryChapter 42 â Dimensionality Reduction Strike
Yuan Ruâs old friend nudged him with an elbow.
âWhat in the world is going on here?â
âPerhaps youâll know soon enough.â Yuan Ru smiled faintly, without elaborating. âTell me, do you still believe the Four Academies sit unrivaled beneath Heaven? I once thought so too. But now Iâve learned: thereâs always someone beyond the man, always Heaven beyond heaven.â
âThis⊠shabby little academy?!â His friend could not believe it. âBrother Lin, donât tell me youâve been beguiled and now wish to pledge yourself to this so-called Qingbei Village School! Donât forgetâyou too are of the Four Academies! How can you betray your teachers and ancestors?â
âOf course not. My teacher enlightened me and opened my wisdomâI will never forget that.â Yuan Ru shook his head. âBut Lord Shen said: âWhen three walk together, there must be something in one of them I can learnâ. To gather the strengths of every school, that is whatâs called âstudying abroadââ±.â
Completely enchanted by nonsense!
Tan Ping followed closely behind Gao Rong, halting when they came to a pavilion crowded with students in blue-and-white uniforms. The young people parted to form a path. At the center sat a youth alone under the pavilion, face hidden half behind a fan. One leg bent, the other dangling loosely, his head tilted as he appraised these unfamiliar faces, half a countenance revealed.
The sunlight flashed over Shen Qingheâs face, making him squint.
âNew friends, are they?â
Gao Rong leaned close to report the circumstances. Shen Qinghe straightened up, intrigued. âA debate, is it?â
The eyes of the blue-and-white-clad students gleamed. âLet me do it! Teacher Shen, can this earn us extra credits?â
Extra credits?!
The words lit them up like firecrackers. Hungry wolves encircled preyâtheir looks toward the Baizhang visitors burned with excitement.
The Academyâs âtalent attraction policyâ had begun to bear fruit. Anyone who could pass the examinations was granted generous treatmentâincluding free housing. Thus, talent from all around QiĂșquĂĄn flocked here. At the same time, all newly assigned officials were sent into the Academy to share in its unified thinking ⊠This was the only way to even half keep pace with the rising material demands and shortage of talent in QiĂșquĂĄn.
But Tan Ping and his group felt utterly ill at ease beneath those sharp eyes.
The Qingbei students could not be restrained any longer; they surged forward, circling them eagerly.
âPerhaps we can discuss mining methods in coal extraction projects?â
âInterested in the feed structure of the hook mechanism in textile machinery?â
âHow about analyzing the effectiveness of Qingli-Dispersed Liquor Formula in treating anaphylactic shock caused by poisoning?â
âGuess youâd like a breath-through tubular silkworm-raising apparatus!â
What⊠what on earth was this nonsense?!
Catching a few scattered terms they could understand, Tan Ping flung his sleeve disdainfully: âThese are nothing but the lowly crafts of vulgar artisans. They cannot be considered the Way, nor ascend the refined halls of elegant learning!â
Shen Qinghe chuckled. âDonât speak so carelessly. These are precious technical talentsâengineers in the yellow-collar ranksÂČ.â With a flick of his fan, he lifted the gauzy curtain draping the pavilionâs sideâ
âWake up, weâve work.â
From the pale-blue veil appeared a small childâgolden-haired, golden-eyedâhis features glittering under the sun like a halo. It was the System.
âSomeone wants to debate you.â
A chorus of sharp hisses rippled through the crowd outside the pavilion. All eyes carried a mix of sympathy and avid glee.
At this point, the Baizhang party had been shocked too many times already. Even faced with a strange child of unnatural golden features, numbness settled in. A three-headed monster would hardly have surprised them more.
âYou against me would be hardly fair. Liu Linâyou go,â Tan Ping ordered his youngest student.
Both sides agreedâno fear.
Liu Lin entered the pavilion. Not even a half stick of incense later, he emergedâhis face vacant.
â⊠Teacher, I lost.â
The Baizhang students gasped.
Shen Qinghe asked lazily, âWhoâs next, then?â
Liu Linâs talents were known. To lose against a mere child made no senseâsurely there was trickery involved.
Tan Ping considered briefly, then sent in his most eloquent and erudite pupil.
âŠ
This time it was even quicker. One glance at his expression was enough: things had gone badly.
Impossible!
âWhy not send them all in together? It will save time.â Shen Qinghe propped his chin with a smiling hand.
Convinced of foul play, Tan Pingâs chest rose and fell sharply. Finally, he himself stepped into the pavilion.
Outside, whispers buzzed constantly. The remaining Baizhang pupils, desperate, begged their senior peers to explain what had happened inside. But the only reply was silence.
Shen Qinghe shook his head. There was no trickâonly a dimensionality reduction strikeÂł.
With the Systemâs bug-like database at hand, it was as if mortals faced the wisdom radiance of saintly sages through the ages. What chance did youths of twenty have? Naturally, they lost without even comprehending how.
Yet Tan Ping held out the longest within the curtained pavilion.
His students craned their necks in anticipation. When finally the veil was lifted, the System peeked out timidly: âUh⊠I think heâs, um, emotionally broken down⎠âŠâ
Shen Qinghe flicked his finger lightly against the boyâs forehead.
âNo moderation in your strikes.â
Tan Ping stumbled out after, his spirit shattered, eyes fixed horridly on the golden-haired child before slowly shifting to Shen Qinghe reclining there.
His voice, nearly an accusation: âAbsurd! Utter fantasy! If such designs and schemes were truly possibleâwhy would you hide away in such a rustic little place?!â
A golden goblet to buy laughter, one drunken month lighter than the princeâs wealthâ”âthis was the prevailing attitude across highborn clans and reclusive literati alike. Better to drift amidst clouds than beg at court for favor.
âBecauseâour aim is the rejuvenation of the nation and the happiness of the people.â
ââŠâ
Tan Ping sneered: âHypocrisy.â
âMe, hypocritical?â Shen Qingheâs eyes glittered as he lazily pointed. âYou are the hypocrite.â
Tan Ping barked a laugh. âIâve ever loved mountains and rivers, spend a hundred days a year in nature. My paintings are countless, sought by thousands, yet I never once sought office or favors. You call me false?â
Ahâso he was an arts major. No wonder so sentimental.
âHumans are bound within given social conditions. They cannot help but be constrained by them. These limiting historical conditions shape the limits of manâwhile in turn human action reshapes society. This is called the limitations of the era.â
âIn other words: Do you really think your choices are truly chosen?â
Tan Ping coldly laughed. âAbsurd. If not my own choice, did someone hold a blade to my throat and force me?â
âExactly.â Shen Qinghe clapped his hands.
The derision on Tan Pingâs face deepened.
âWhy were you able to study at Baizhangâbecause of family wealth. Why could you study paintingâbecause your parents were neither narrow-minded nor impoverished peasants. Why landscape paintingâbecause Qing scholarshipâ¶ reveres âsurpassing convention and returning to nature.â Why spend a hundred days in the wildernessâbecause you need not worry about livelihood. Why can you stand here before meâbecause the Emperor quelled rebellion and restored peace. And youâproclaiming yourself a master artistâperhaps you never loved your art as much as you imagine. Instead, it is but a symbol most suited to highlight your achievement.â
Tan Pingâs pupils trembled violently.
âEvery step youâve taken was bound by circumstance. Every footprint had a cause. You cannot change, cannot alter. You only deceive yourselfâpretending: âThese are my own choices.ââ
âTo think yourself aloof from the worldâperhaps all the while standing on the cliffâs edge.â
ââŠâ
The breath of all onlookers grew shallow.
The System murmured timidly: âButâwhat if he really does love painting?â
âI donât know. I only measure others by myself,â Shen Qinghe admitted sheepishly. âAnyway, I studied at a top university, slaved in the lab to publish in top journalsâall just to show off.â
ââŠâ
Tan Pingâs face flushed crimson, posture of an academy teacher completely gone.
âAnd what of your Academy? Is it so noble? All those divinations and altar tablets enshrined at homeâyet in the end everyone still just wants to be an official, do they not?!â
Shen Qinghe sighed. âYouâre rightâit isnât noble. They worship deities, honor officials. Now they merely believe in me. No different than you placing glory in your lineage. After all, âWho am I? From where do I come? To where do I go?â is every humanâs eternal question.
âI never approved of god-making. Qingbei does not need disciples. If everyone could revere only their own selvesâit would be better. What we can do is purify peopleâs desires, make them simpler. Nothing more. Be honestâno one will despise you for it.â
Tan Ping stood there a long whileâthen suddenly broke into wrenching sobs, covering his face crying before all.
Even Shen Qinghe was startled. He leaped down, patting the manâs shoulder. âItâs nothing. Beyond basic needs, we all long for respect and self-actualization. Donât fret.â
âSpeaking of whichâweâre in the process of building an Arts Academy. And we do lack talent in painting.â Flipping his hand, Shen Qinghe produced a card. âSo, formally inviting youâexcellent treatment guaranteed.â
Tan Ping did not even look. He flung his sleeve and fled, nearly stumbling.
The System muttered: âIf Iâm not mistaken⊠youâve just made yourself an enemy.â
Shen Qinghe exhaled. âI suppose I shouldâve softened my tone. Couldnât control myself ⊠Still, art talent is precious. Must try to win him over. Hmâthough heâs from a rival Academy⊠Perhaps I can think of a way to poach him⊠His paintings worth a thousand gold! If truly famous, we could even put him in our brochuresâŠâ
The System: ââŠOverly greedy, arenât you.â
But Shen Qinghe was already lost in thought, while Tan Ping had vanished down the road.
Never mind. He wonât run far, not here in QiĂșquĂĄn. After he cools for a few days, theyâll talk again. Shen Qinghe was tolerantâespecially with talent.
That night, Chile emerged barefoot from the mine. Wiping the sweat from his brow, he smeared coal-black dust across his face, obscuring all but the sharp glint of his eyes. His thick beard had been cut short, but those hawk-streaked eyes still burned bright.
A sudden chirp of a lark whistled in the darkness. Chileâs ears twitched. He ducked behind a boulder.
From the shadows came a youth of foreign race, hair thick and black, tightly curled. But most unforgettable were his iron-rust eyes, wolfish and dangerous.
âYoung Master,â Chile lowered his head, fist pressed to chest in the salute of the Hu nomads.
âChile, when I went to the Yongmen prison to find you, you werenât there. Only your signs.â Ulanâs brows furrowed as he eyed his soot-covered subordinate. âWhat were you doing here?â
Chile guiltily tried to hide the pickaxe behind his back. âThey had me digging ore here.â
âTo set our hardened warriors to such humiliation? An outrage!â Alebo blazed with fury, eyes like fire. âCome, leave with me now! The day will come when these Yongans shall be crushed beneath our iron hooves!â
Ulan turned backâonly to find his man not following. He stopped, glaring. âYou wonât come?â
âI will⊠I will come. Young Master, itâs justâby working like this, I get meat at night. Iâve not yet eaten.â
Ulan stared in disbelief. âYouâd betray us for a single meal of meat?! Chileâdo you seek defection?!â His eyes narrowed dangerously.
âNo! NeverâI will always be yours!â Chile ducked his head like an aggrieved bear. âBut the meat has no stink of rot⊠and thereâs even a small cup of wine. Iâve saved up two days of wagesâŠâ
He was born on pastureland. Livestock were wealth, not daily food. Only when a cow or horse died of illness or old age could his people gorge. Otherwise, stale mareâs milk was staple, and in famine, even horse placentas.
Here, his strength earned meat daily. Not like a prisonerâalmost comfortable.
âFine! Fine!â Ulan laughed ragefully, thumping a fist against his chest. Chile staggered back a half step.
The youthâs smile glinted with blood.
âThey say the local lord is the one who captured you. Then tonight, I shall take that head! And youâdonât eat too quickly. Wait for me to bring wine for the feast!â
Footnotes:
- âStudying abroadâ (çćž) â Used anachronistically by Shen, meaning âto absorb from all traditions,â rather than literal overseas study of premodern China.
- Yellow-collar (é»é ) â A playful counterpoint to âwhite-collar / blue-collar,â implying skilled technical/manufacturing workers of high value.
- âDimensionality reduction strikeâ (éç¶ææ) â A modern internet term: crushing an opponent with superior tools/resources to the point where competition becomes meaningless.
- âç ŽéČâ â Internet slang: literally âdefenses broken,â meaning emotionally overwhelmed, psychologically collapsing under verbal strike.
- âGolden goblet ⊠one drunken month âŠâ â Adapted from classical poetry. Suggests aristocrats would rather drunkenly wander free than serve in office.