Hero Hunter is on Parental Leave C53
by berryChapter 53
âHaah. What did you tell the kids?â
âI told them they worked hard, so theyâre getting a reward vacation. On the condition that I choose the lodging.â
At that moment, the childâwho had been sulking after the confrontation with Won Iheunâshowed curiosity at the appearance of new faces.
âCa, ca!â
The child pointed at the car printed on Hamgyeolâs boxy T-shirt. Recognizing something familiar, he grew excited, wiggling his bottom as he kept shouting, âCa!â
âNot ca, itâs car. Son, shall we try again? Car!â
âCa!â
âCar!â
âCaaâŠ!â
As a second round was about to begin, Yeongung shook his head and scooped Jaehee up. The child puffed out his cheeks like a hamster hoarding food, clearly expressing his dissatisfaction.
âSon?â
âWaitâwait a second. Who exactly is this adorable life-form, and why is Iheun-hyung calling this cutie his son? And why is the baby glued to Yeongung-hyung like that?â
At the idiot duoâs demanding stares, Yeongung and Won Iheun answered at the same time.
âOur son.â
Sanghuiâs mouth, frozen like a paused video, fell wide open in shock.
âWhaaaatâ?!â
âSo⊠you twoâŠ?â
âYou mean you two did the deed together?!â
That damn did the deed. Even after coming all the way to Muhaedo, Sanghui still managed to dig up that phrase. Yeongung felt a migraine coming on. With his head throbbing, he chose the safest optionâputting distance between himself and the cause of his headache. As Yeongung disappeared into the living room, Iheun narrowed his brows.
âIâve been too lenient. Watch your mouth.â
Under the guild masterâs ice-cold gaze, Hamgyeol swallowed hard. Then he drove his elbow straight into Sanghuiâs solar plexus.
âUgh! Are you trying to kill someone on vacation? You brute! Who elbows someone there?!â
I aimed for it on purpose, you idiot. Hamgyeol seriously considered knocking his tactless colleague unconscious.
âAhhh! That hurts!â
This time, Sanghui collapsed clutching his forehead. A keycard had been thrown at himâby Won Iheun. Because it had been infused with mana, there was a pshh sound, like air leaking, from Sanghuiâs forehead. Checking the dent in his own head, Sanghui started yelling.
âDamn it, hyung! Couldnât you just talk it out? Youâre someone who could kill a monster with a keycardâhave some restraint!â
From the entrance, Yeongung thought that even if that guy fell into water, only his mouth would keep floating.
âThe room key. Your lodging is next door, apartment 302ânot here. Rest properly until you receive instructions.â
âInstructions? Werenât we on vacation?â
Hamgyeol, who had also been looking forward to the vacation, didnât argue, but his expression fell.
âWant me to change it to training?â
âA-haha! Next doorâright next door, right? Okay! Hamgyeol, you littleâwhat are you doing? Hurry up and move the luggage!â
The moment the word training left Won Iheunâs mouth, Sanghui went pale and dragged Hamgyeol out with him.
After the idiot duo leftâ
While playing a little finger-grabbing game with Jaehee, Yeongung scolded the man.
âIf you blurt things out like that, of course youâll scare them.â
âTheyâre grown adults. Big as bears. Donât treat them like kids. The only kid we have is Jaehee.â
Grrrk.
A loud sound came from Yeongungâs stomach. He handed the child to Iheun and flopped flat onto the floor. Raising a child was physically exhausting. Checking the wall clock, it was already time to refuel. Yeongung sprang up and suggested eating out, his eyes sparkling.
âSeeing them just now made me crave something. Letâs eat out today.â
With an excited expression, he made a phone call.
In front of a seaside restaurantâold on the outside but neatly renovated insideâstood four adults and one child. The idiot duoâs eyes landed on the sign:
âMadam Kimâs Aged Kimchi Samgyeopsal.â
Sanghui, pushing his bangs back with his sunglasses, checked out the food photos by the entrance.
âHm. Meat tastes best by the sea. Damn, and aged-kimchi samgyeopsal? Hyung really knows his food.â
âVice guild master, Iâm so hungry right now I think I could chew on the table legs.â
At their resolute gazes, Yeongung flashed a black card between his fingers. Naturally, the card belonged to Won Iheun. So this is how it feels to show off with someone elseâs money.
âDonât worry about the cost. Order whatever you want, as much as you want.â
âReally?â
âFor real?!â
âYes. For real.â
The overjoyed idiot duo started dancing ganggangsullae right there in the parking lot.
âWere you starving in Seoul or something? Both of you look so gaunt.â
âHah, donât even get me started. After you disappeared, the guild master turned into a demon. For the past two years, do you know how hard we worked? He was already a demon, but he evolved into a great demon. Ugh. I donât even want to remember.â
Sanghui finished what he wanted to say while still watching Iheunâs expression, then subtly shifted behind Yeongung. That vicious great demon never showed his true colors in front of Yeongung.
Just then, Madam Kim came out from inside the restaurant to greet them. To Madam Kim and her husband, Yeongungâs face appeared as âYoungjunââa small after-service from Sayoung.
âOh my, what are you doing just standing there? Come in! Iâve already par-grilled everything nice and tasty.â
The restaurant was run by Madam Kim, Yeongungâs neighbor. A third-generation establishment, it was a beloved local favorite on Muhaedo. Through the open door, Won Iheun spotted a cantankerous old man and frowned. He was Madam Kimâs husbandâthe same man who had once spoken harshly to Yeongung.
âWhat, raising a kid is some kind of title now? Makes my heart ache.â
âTsk. Poor child, really. They only just had that little fluffâwhyâs he still that small?â
âNo one lives without circumstances. If you sow the seed, take responsibility. If you give birth, raise them properly.â
As Yeongung moved to enter, the man blocked him, shielding his view with his own body. He didnât want Yeongung to run into the cranky old man again and recall what happened back then.
âLetâs leave.â
His voice was cold enough to freeze the surrounding air.
âI booked the entire dinner time so we could eat comfortably without worrying about other tables. Ohâand Won Iheun, youâre paying. You invited them without consulting me, so itâs only fair you cover the bill.â
Yeongung deliberately spoke in a brighter-than-usual tone, playfully tapping Iheunâs shoulder. Iheun looked at him, puzzled.
âYou knew and still booked this place?â
âOf course. This is my regular spot with Minseong.â
âWhy should we eat this kind of meat? From owners who donât act their ageâthis place probably reeks of gamey smells.â
The idiot duo, unaware of the context, glanced back and forth between them.
âYou guys go in first. Madam Kim will show you to your seats.â
Knowing of her husbandâs past wrongdoing, Madam Kim carefully led the guests inside, watching Iheunâs reaction.
Only Yeongung and Won Iheun remained in the parking lot. In the meantime, the sleeping Jaehee had been taken along by Hamgyeol.
âWon Iheun. Are you really going to act like this and embarrass me?â
âThey were the ones who spoke rudely first.â
There was not a shred of remorse in the manâs attitude. Yeongung calmly explained the past.
âMadam Kim has been incredibly good to me and Jaehee. She took care of me even when I was recovering alone after giving birth. Until I fully recovered, she came every day to make seaweed soup and set the table for me. At her age, she helped without ever complaining. So donât be so cold to her.â
âThen I can thank Madam Kim separately.â
Clatter.
At that moment, the old manâwho had been listening from insideâcame out.
âGrandfather⊠thatâs not whatââ
âEnough.â
âGrandfatherâŠâ
âEverything you said is right.â
ââŠPardon?â
With his hands clasped behind his back, the old man avoided Yeongungâs gaze.
âThis old man was wrong. Must be nearing death, the way nothing but ugly words keep slipping out of this mouth.â
ââŠâ
âThe childâs beautiful, and I know full well the man raising him has a kind heart. Please forgive this senile old man for talking nonsense.â
The older one gets, the more they knowâand the clearer their own standards become. But with that comes stronger prejudice and stubbornness. Yeongung knew how difficult it was, at that age, to change oneâs thinking and apologize.
What the old man had said in the past had certainly hurt. But not anymore. The fear that once loomed large when he didnât know the cause had vanished thanks to Dr. Richmond and his porter, Bertrand. Yeongung now knew why Jaeheeâs growth had stalledâand he had a partner to face it with. Once he became stronger himself, many things began to change.
âThank you for apologizing. I think Madam Kim will feel more at ease because of it.â
In truth, Yeongung was more worried about Madam Kim than himself. And then, Won Iheunâwho had been silently watchingâadded a single remark.
- ê°ê°ì ë (ganggangsullae)
â A traditional Korean circle dance, usually performed by women during festivals. Here itâs used humorously to show how over-the-top excited Sanghui and Hamgyeol are.