Hero Hunter is on Parental Leave C73

Chapter 73

Only after a beat did Yeongung realize what that meant.

“What—what do you mean finish fast?!”

The alpha grabbed both rabbit ears on Yeongung’s headband and tugged them straight down.

“Because while I finish once, hyung finishes four times.”

It wasn’t unreasonable to suspect delayed ejaculation—his alpha took an absurdly long time to reach climax. Maybe it was because he was extreme-rank. Either way, Yeongung felt wronged.

“T-That’s because you don’t finish! Seriously, it’s a problem!”

Won Iheun pulled the rabbit ears together under Yeongung’s chin, cupping them there.

“Then I’ll say twice.”

Yeongung desperately wanted to end this discussion about ejaculation speed and frequency.

“Fine. Stop.”

If he let his guard down, that fox would swallow him whole.

“Let’s not do this while we’re wearing school uniforms.”

Releasing the headband, Won Iheun finally stopped teasing and led Yeongung toward the carousel—Hunter World Adventure’s most iconic attraction.

“Let’s take a commemorative photo before we ride anything.”

The moment they stood in front of it, the carousel began to turn, even though no one was riding.

The carousel was the most-tagged image on SNS whenever people searched Hunter World. Yeongung remembered it too—the multicolored lights were as dazzling as the Han River’s night view.

“Isn’t it prettier at night?”

“We’ll take one then too. Let’s take one now.”

Won Iheun pulled a camera from the white backpack slung over his shoulder—an instant camera that printed photos immediately.

“See the lens? Okay. One, two, three.”

“Wait—!”

Before Yeongung could pose, the shutter clicked.

Bzzzt.

As the photo printed, Won Iheun grabbed Yeongung’s tie and bit into his soft cheek.

“Hyung… you’re unbearably cute. Cute enough to chew you up, bones and all.”

With a flat look, Yeongung shoved the man’s face away. It stung—he’d bitten harder than a joke.

“What are you, a carnivore? Why are you chewing people’s bones?”

But it was too empty. So empty that Yeongung wondered if Hunter World had gone bankrupt while he was exiled on the edge of the world.

There were no guests. No staff either.

The alpha caught Yeongung’s chin and made him look over.

“I told you not to worry about trivial things.”

“Did this place shut down?”

“Let’s take another photo. Properly this time.”

Yeongung narrowed his eyes. He remembered how Won Iheun had once bought a section of Muhaedo’s beach just to use as Jaehee’s playground.

“…You rented the entire park.”

“Look here and say cheese.”

He didn’t answer—just raised the camera again. With those long arms, the selfie angle was perfect even without a stand.

“You did.”

“Hyung, are you mad?”

Won Iheun studied Yeongung’s stiffened expression. When he didn’t smile, the corners of his sharp eyes drooped.

“Don’t be. We paid with your card.”

A lie.

An obvious one—but Yeongung decided to let it slide. It wasn’t debt or recklessness; for Won Iheun, this was a modest event.

Still, Yeongung silently vowed to personally handle Jaehee’s financial education.

“So that’s why you kept saying not to worry—because there was no chance of getting caught. Then who’s running the rides?”

There truly wasn’t a soul in sight.

“The kids will handle it.”

The masked ticket clerk flashed through Yeongung’s mind.

“…You even dragged guild members into this?!”

“They’re trained to be invisible—NPCs, basically. Just enjoy yourself, hyung.”

Mountain after mountain. Using innocent guild members for personal affairs—Yeongung scrubbed his face hard.

Every time he shook his head, the rabbit ears bounced. Won Iheun folded one ear in half, doubling the cuteness.

Even in his thirties, Yeongung still carried a boyish air—school uniform and silly headband looked natural on him.

While the alpha openly admired him, Yeongung re-adjusted his mask, uneasy even around Tako Guild members.

“That’s worse. They don’t even know about us.”

“They’re Mae.”

Sayoung and Hamgyeol were the right and left hands in the open. Mae operated in the shadows—Won Iheun’s private unit. They reported only to him.

Nothing would leak—but Yeongung’s dignity was already in shambles.

“…I give up. Pride, status—whatever.”

Half-resigned, Yeongung sighed and tapped Iheun’s shoulder.

Click. Bzzzt.

Hugging. Cheek-to-cheek. A peck. Arms over shoulders.

Under the alpha’s direction, syrupy-sweet couple photos stacked up one after another.

“Aaaaah!”

Only Yeongung screamed as the acorn teacup spun at terrifying speed.

They’d agreed not to use mana on rides. Whoever broke the rule would have to grant the other’s wish.

Within minutes, Yeongung regretted that bet.

Without mana or stats, he was left with trash stamina.

“Why is this acorn so fast?!”

Won Iheun’s firm arm wrapped around Yeongung’s waist as he flailed like a paper doll. Mortified, Yeongung clung to him until the ride slowed.

As the spinning stopped—like sediment settling in a stirred cup—their position became painfully clear.

Yeongung was sitting on Won Iheun’s thigh. His arms were looped around the man’s neck.

“S-Sorry… must’ve been heavy.”

As he tried to move away, something hot and solid pressed against him.

Twitch.

“Hyung… this hurts.”

Won Iheun grabbed Yeongung’s hand and pressed it to his erection. The moment his omega touched it, it throbbed.

“Can you blow on it so it doesn’t hurt?”

Frozen, Yeongung couldn’t move under the alpha’s pheromones. Every cell screamed at him to open up and accept the alpha before him.

He bit his lip—only for Won Iheun to slide fingers between them and pry his mouth open.

“Here. If you blow on it with this, it’ll feel better.”

“Hng…”

Yeongung glared up at the shameless younger man asking for oral like it was nothing.

A soft chuckle came from above—as if Iheun knew he wouldn’t do it.

Won Iheun was an adorable lunatic—Ye-tto.

Yeongung had a nickname too: Eun-tto—secretly unhinged.

Snap.

The last thread of restraint broke.

You think I won’t? Trying to tease your elder?

Yeongung smiled sweetly.

“Aww… our Iheun was really hurting.”

His pale fingers slowly pulled down the alpha’s zipper.

Iheun’s eyes widened—this wasn’t part of the joke.

“Playing with a younger guy sends you to hell, hyung.”

The audacity.

“I’m serious. I’ll suck it. Your cock.”

The alpha’s brown eyes burned.