Hero Hunter is on Parental Leave C8
by NininiaChapter 8
âWow, the lettuce looks great today. You wouldnât guess it from his face, but Won Iheun is totally a Korean-food guy.â
Yeongung carefully selected the freshest greens from the produce section and placed them in the cart. His voice was bright, practically bubbling, as he rambled about Iheunâs preferences. Beside him, Cha Hyeon responded with a dead, soulless, âOh⊠really. The Guild Master likes Korean food, huh,â while pretending to be alive.
The cart rolled merrily along for several aislesâuntil it came to a sudden halt in front of the meat counter.
Cha Hyeon seized the moment to start whining.
âYeongung. Are you seriously telling me you donât see my tragic, withered state right now?â
âYou look fine. Your radiant face is practically glowing, Director-nim.â
ââŠLook me in the eye and say that.â
Lately, Cha Hyeon had been drowning in the bureaucracy of a publicâprivate research collaboration he was leading. For months now, heâd been scraping by on two hours of sleep a day. And now, without warning, heâd been dragged to a grocery store to help shop for ingredients that would end up on Won Iheunâs royal banquet-style dinner table.
Already exhausted, he felt even more resentful that his friend barely looked at him while repeating, âWon Iheun this,â âIheun that,â âWon Iheun likesââ like a broken record.
âSir, please pack one kilogram of the highest-grade Korean beefâ1++âwith a mix of cuts.â
Marbled ribbons of chuck flap tail, ribeye, shrimp cut, and striploin were sliced and wrapped with expert precision. Even Hyeon, normally a light eater, found his mouth watering.
âAigo, my poor stomach⊠sob⊠Itâs tragic being single. They say even ghosts look good when they die eating good food, but Iâll be ugly alive and ugly dead at this rate.â
He wiped fake tears dramaticallyâand then noticed a beautifully wrapped Korean beef gift set.
ââŠIs that⊠for me?â
âYeah. Not for Iheun. For you.â
âFor⊠me? Not Won Iheun?â
âIf it were just me and Iheun, one kilo wouldnât even scratch the surface. That oneâs definitely yours.â
Although the healers had restored Iheunâs organs, his body still needed time before things functioned perfectly again. Especially digestionâhe was supposed to avoid heavy meats until his system adjusted. So from the start, Yeongung had come to the butcher counter to buy beef specifically for Cha Hyeon.
âYou idiot. Donât skip meals and live off gummies or whatever. Eat properly before your body gives out.â
ââŠYeongung-ahâŠ!â
Actual tears welled up in Hyeonâs eyes.
âYouâre the only doctor whoâll be checking on my Creamie until I give birth safely. A bribe like this is nothing.â
âCreamie? That the babyâs nickname?â
At the mention of the child, Yeongungâs mouth curved into a bright smile. His refreshing expression made passing women flush.
âOh my god, isnât that Hunter Yeongung?â
âIt is! Wow, his face is public welfare. And he cooks too? He does his own grocery shopping? Aaaagh, I want to marry him.â
âPfft, dream on! Be satisfied with the eye candy!â
But the man who had set their hearts fluttering barely seemed aware of the commotion surrounding him. Words that he normally found embarrassing came out soft and tender.
âI named them after whipped cream. I had a dream yesterdayâa cream-colored snow leopard cub was devouring a whipped cream cake. Its nose and little jelly paws were smeared with cream⊠it was so adorable. And Iheun loves whipped cream. Guess the baby already takes after their dad.â
The gentle affection in Yeongungâs eyes as he described the dream only deepened Cha Hyeonâs quiet melancholy.
Both of them, raised together in the same orphanage, had no real family to rely on. Growing up in a harsh, barren facility, they had become each otherâs unspoken support beams.
At least, thatâs how Hyeon always saw it.
But seeing Yeongung, carrying Won Iheunâs child, talk about the baby with such a soft, sweet expressionâhe couldnât help feeling painfully inadequate.
Just then, Yeongung slapped the shoulder of the man digging a metaphoric grave with a heavy hand.
âSo, how many kilos do you want? Hyungâs buying today.â
ââŠOw. You really donât get me. And my birthday is earlier, you know.â
âStop digging holes and say whatâs bothering you. You overthink everything.â
Because of who, exactly? Hyeon scowled and turned to the butcher.
âSir! Weâll take ALL the 2+ grade beef over there too! Charge my friend here!â
ââŠYouâve lost your mind.â
âWhat! Why! I was planning a team dinner for my project members anyway. Might as well splurge. Whatâs the point of having a famous Hunter friend if I canât bleed his wallet sometimes?â
Hyeon stood with his hands on his hips like he owned the place. Yeongung burst into laughter.
âHah⊠Youâre insane, really.â
âMaybe I overdid itâŠâ
Arriving at the top floor of the Guild residence building, Yeongung stared at the armfuls of shopping bags he carried. It had been so long since he last shared a meal with Won Iheun that heâd gotten overexcited and nearly emptied the supermarket.
At first he wondered if heâd been too impulsive, but he could always give leftovers to the idiot duo or store everything with a preservation skill.
The penthouse was accessible only to the Guild Master and whoever he granted permission to. Yeongung leaned toward the floor security scanner; the system recognized his retinal data and opened the door automatically.
He left my biometric access untouched.
Realizing he was still allowed to enter Iheunâs home gave him a strange feelingâas though his place in the manâs world remained intact.
Inside, the penthouse was sparkling clean and impeccably maintained despite its ownerâs absence. Further in lay the kitchen designed so two people could face each other while cooking, and a living room so wide it rivaled two master bedrooms combined.
Floor-to-ceiling windows offered warm daylight by day and sunsets by evening. Setting his bags down, he sat on the sofa and gazed at the fading orange light.
The sofa was spacious enough for two grown men to roll around comfortably.
A place where they often had.
âAsk for it. Tell me to fuck you harder.â
âHnghâŠ!â
The sticky sounds of bodies colliding, breathless gasps, humid airâ
Fragments of a night spent tangled with him replayed in vivid detail.
âI canât hear you.â
âYouâbastardâshut up and justâahâkeep movingingâ!â
âTell me you want to come on my cock.â
âHahânghâon yoursâahhââ
Wicked, husky whispers by his ear surfaced in his memory, making him clench involuntarily despite nothing touching him.
âDo you like it dark?â
The same husky voice asked from behind him.
Every hair on his body stood on end. Iheun was suddenly there, standing behind the sofa, hands resting lightly on Yeongungâs shoulders.
âAre you sensitive to the cold?â
Still standing, he leaned forward and reached toward the coffee table to grab the remote. The air conditioner had been left running on auto-cooling mode in the heat. As he switched it off, Yeongungâcaught between the manâs tall, sleek, jaguar-like frameâfroze stiff.
âYou still have peach fuzz. Like a little peach.â
His gaze lingered on the soft white hairs on Yeongungâs arm, raised from tension. It was one of Yeongungâs few insecuritiesâbeing in his thirties yet still having faint baby-like down on his skin. He tugged down his rolled sleeves to hide his arms.
âAhem⊠youâuh⊠Youâre here. A little warning next time, maybe? Nearly gave me a heart attack.â
Heat burned on the skin where Iheunâs eyes had touched. Maybe because heâd been remembering those indecent scenes just before Iheun arrivedâhe couldnât bring himself to meet the manâs gaze, staring only at the carpet instead.
âYou havenât eaten yet, right? Dinnerâ! Letâs eat. Itâs already eight. No wonder Iâm starving. HahahaâŠâ
Flustered, he rambled nonsense by himself. After silently observing him, Iheun spoke in his usual cool, flat tone:
âYouâre the one who texted me to have dinner here.â
âR-right! I did send that! Anyway, I bought everything, so all thatâs left is cooking.â
He flapped the collar of his shirt as if hot.
âYou were cold earlier. Now youâre hot?â
â…No! Forget it!â
Snatching the remote from Iheunâs hand, he quickly turned away. The man only lifted his shoulders in a small shrug and walked toward the kitchen island. In an instant, he organized the mountains of groceries into neat sections, loading fruits into the fridge as he commented:
âJust act like you normally do. Donât move like a malfunctioning robot.â
ââŠâŠâ
But the island he was standing atâwas another landmine entirely for Yeongung.
Memories snapped into place: himself bent over that same cold marble, sobbing; Iheun gripping his hips, driving him to the limitâ
That spot was practically their go-to place for rear-entry.
âThis is insane.â
Unlike Iheun, who had no memories, the penthouse was a minefield of erotic flashbacks for Yeongung.
Turn hereâand a filthy position. Turn thereâand another obscene scene.
âHow many damn times did past-me do it with this bastard?â
Muttering to himself, he poured himself a glass of ice water and downed it.
â…Think pure thoughts. Pure thoughts.â
âWhat is it? Were you thinking impure thoughts?â
He violently shook his head. Then, with practiced motions, he tied an apron around Iheunâs waist.
âAh, and youâre the head chef tonight. I can help prep things, but actual cooking is all yours. Iâm a disastrous cook.â
âThen what exactly are you doing?â
Iheun looked at him like he was unbelievable. Yeongung grinned proudly.
âEating it deliciously.â